Speed-Round Sunday: Have You Ever Dug Something Out of the Garbage and Eaten It?

On Speed-Round Sunday, we share a mini episode from our past for your weekend listening pleasure.
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So someone throws, say, a PERFECTLY GOOD banana muffin into the trash, one you had planned to eat for breakfast, and it's in a SEALED BAG, and it's in the kitchen trash that got emptied not THAT long ago, and you can find it to fish it out, would it be THAT terrible to rescue it and slather it with butter and eat it? It wouldn't, would it? Would it?